-disloyal order of water buffaloes
he finally did it
Instantly melted. o///o
OH MY GOD SO I WAS WATCHING SUPERNATURAL LIKE SEASON TWO WHERE THERE WAS A CREEPY HOTEL AND THE LITTLE GIRL HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND AND DEAN POINTED OUT A PICTURE OF A LITTLE GIRL AND WHEN THEY SHOWED THE PICTURE I FLIPPED OUT CAUSE
THATS MY GREAT GREAT GRANDMA AS A CHILD
This is only slightly creepy
omg they named a haribo after me and phil!!
why does a person’s sexuality have to be anyone’s business but their own
why do we have to label our sexual/romantic lives
why do you care who i’m involved with if it’s not you
THERE IS A BUG IN MY ROOM AN DI CNA T CAT CH IT
i can hear the bug i can h e a r it call the swat team
i don’t think the punk parade should be scared of a lil bug
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY
THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT