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This blog is full of quality dad jokes and lame internet humor. And a lot of MCR. I hate them. (including Gerard Way and Frnkiero. AND RAY TORO APPARENTLY and Mikey if he ever does something) Also, ill probably follow back if you ask, and if you need me to tag something ask. Ask away I guess.

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ruinedchildhood:

when you see someone with the same icon as you 

image

I have never seen someone with this icon

let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

  #eh?    #anybody?    #I don't bite  

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have turned

Still sounds rather the same and rather boring. Give it to me.

elizabitchtaylor:

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

i keep seeing this post on my dash and I’ve been…

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

  #:(  
burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

burdenedwithgloriouspurposse:

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

"FUCKING SHIT WORMTAIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"

  #hp  

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

image

i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL IMAGE

yeahmicah:

yeahmicah:

ohstopityou

  #Gerard    #art  

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

ierosway:

ierosway:

okay let me just say

JUST BECAUSE MIKEY POTENTIALLY HAS FOUND A NEW GIRL AND FRANK MADE A WEBSITE AND HAS SIDE PROJECTS DOES NOT MEAN THAT MCR WILL BREAK UP

if any of you were around back in 09 you’d remember that it was much worse than this back then so just relax

i would like to make a formal apology

this post just fucking broke whatever was left of my god damn fucking heart

  #mcr    #:(  

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians